The top ten items at home depot that sound like sex toys

10. the little woolie (paint 210-799)

  9. 16 oz. brass plumb bob (hardware 721-351)

  8. 3/8" hex hollow shaft nut driver (electrical 576-305)

  7. 5/8" plain round rod (hardware 725-678)

  6. 2 piece #12 x 1" brass flat head slotted wood screw (hardware 254-827)

  5. 12-10 AWG yellow butt splice (electrical 975-339)

  4. 4" butt hinge marker (hardware 895-367)

  3. 1/8" MIP close nipple (plumbing 551-740)

  2. 4 piece 1/4" x 13mm zinc type 'f' cross dowel nut (hardware 608-555)

...and the #1 item at Home Depot that sounds like a sex toy...

  1. adjustable anti-siphon ballcock (plumbing 236-454)

written by: Mike Shields