Top 10 reasons Mike Shields is a good department head

10. Thinks Mike 6 should have the "shirt pick" on his web site

9.  You can never get in trouble for being rude

8.  Fired Ron Harper

7.  Knows the difference between kinetic and potential energy

6.  Cheese (Eric's contribution)

5.  Someone to pick on when Larry isn't working

4.  As long as he is around, you are always referred to as "The good looking one"

3.  Has no response to a lack of male Asian porn stars

2.  Two Words : Gay Fort
 

and the number 1 reason Mike Shields is a good department head...

1. Has less hair on his back than Gene
 

               Written by: Nate Parrish