10. Fancy feathers or not I'm sure he'd taste just like chicken.

9.I wonder if you hold his beak together if he'd stop making   that awful noise.

8. He's just a fancy turkey.

  7. That's a MALE bird! He looks so gay!

  6. "Hey, I caught him!"

  5. He won't miss just one tail feather.

  4. If he wasn't nice they would have him in a cage.

  3. Damn, that one looks big enough to ride!
 
  2. He has no teeth or claws how dangerous can he be.

And the number one saying that will Piss a Peacock Off is...

  1. I don't think that peacocks are carnivores. 
 

By: Jennifer B.